Jeff Is So Awesome
Jeff is awesome!
If you were lucky enough to stumble onto this site that means for some reason you were probably searching to see if Jeff is awesome. Well, good news... HE IS! In fact, I have it on good authority from numerous sources that this Jeff is actually quite well known for being pretty awesome. If you're someone who actually knows this Jeff personally then consider yourself lucky, on account of Jeff being awesome and all. Most likely your life is all the better for it. In any case, feel free to drop a line and say hi.
Still Trying to Figure Out if Jeff is Awesome
If you don't know this Jeff firsthand then why are you here? Maybe you were looking for that other Jeff who thinks he's awesome and found me instead. Maybe you were looking for one of those actor Jeff's like "the dude" from Tron, or the chubby kid from Goonies. Those Jeffs are also awesome. But If you were looking for the giraffe from Toys R Us then you're way off. One - he's not a real giraffe. And two, he's not a real Jeff... he's a Geoffrey, and any true Jeff knows those guys don't count.
Or maybe you happened to have heard a story about how cool most Jeffs are and thought "man, this Jeff cat does sound pretty awesome, I sure would like to hang with him someday." While it would be awesome to hang out, the logistics might not pan out, but you can always feel free to drop a line and say hi as well and we'll see what happens... or not, I'm cool either way.
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